Adam O'Grady

Anonymous asks:

Sat, Jun 13, 2015 | 162 notes
I'm in need of sage advice. I've finally killed the hero who was trying to stop my multinational conglomerate from ruling the world, but now I'm bored. The sea lab and space station were fun for a while, but I've been so wrapped up in running the business and stopping the hero that I've not had time for me. Any hobbies you could suggest? I've already worked on necromancy (and I have the corpse for practice) but I'm looking to expand my horizons. Any advice?

evilsupplyco:

The bad news is we are out is sage advice, but the good news is, we have plenty of cilantro advice.

Take up eldritch gardening, cooking, and entertaining. Give back to the villainous community, using your wealth and connections to see evil spread as finely as the nightshade-hewn butter you will soon be serving.

When the world is your oyster and you have tasted enough sea, to home you must turn. Perfect every detail, carefully.

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