Adam O'Grady

My nemesis keeps laughing over the fact that my henchman is a three-legged kitten. I cannot betray her trust by returning her to where she was found, yet my opponent persists in calling me softhearted and not very villainous at all. Advice?

evilsupplyco:

Good evening,

Tomorrow morning you will find a basket the size of wonderment itself filled to the brim with bits and treats for your kitten.

I will be dealing with your nemesis personally.

You needn’t worry about them after tomorrow evening. To be honest, forget they existed. This will be best for all involved – I appreciate you may have questions, given your relationship with said nemesis, and I assure you that while your questions are valid, this matter will be handled in the most complete possible manner.

Take tomorrow off from villainy. A new nemesis will be found for you by the end of the week.

Please tell your kitten I said “meow” 

Sincerely,
Atticus Q. Redghost, esq.